Monday, August 17, 2009

FLASH: Bigfoot is Abominable Snowman


After much deliberation the Summit of Justice put their foot down and claimed that the two speculative creatures (Bigfoot and the Yeti) are in fact the same creature.

Bigfoot, as he is known in the Americas, is in fact a time shifting beast of instability much like Australia's Eric Bana.  Bigfoot is not a member of a lost species but rather a lone individual traveling across space and time to appear in more than one location.  The instability of the beast's existence accounts for the often blurry photography on those occasions it has been spotted.

The ruling of the summit was a result of much scientific evidence which has since mysteriously disappeared.  The ruling also means that the American government now owns all rights to the Abominable Snowman or Yeti as well as Bigfoot's other "forms."

-- Sent from my Palm Pre