Monday, August 17, 2009

FLASH: Government Censors Truth Flash; Attacks with Hurricane


In our endless pursuit of the Truth, we here at Truth Flash have naturally acquired a stable of enemies. Not the least of which include certain agencies within the United States government.

In an effort to suppress our current investigations into a possible conspiracy against the life of Bigfoot, and to discredit us, the news articles of Truth Flash journalist Boris Stoke have been maliciously edited to include typos that make him look like an amateur.

While as-of-yet unconfimed, this reporter believes that Hurricane Bill, currently gathering in fury off the coast of Bermuda, is in fact the second of a two pronged attack, a desperate weapon aimed at the very heart of this noble machine that we call Truth Flash. More on this as the situation develops.

Dear readers and fellow Pursuants of the Truth, I make my promise to you to put a stop to these acts of villiany as fast as I can, and we shall continue to push forward in our mission to bring you the hardest hitting, cutting edge Truth that you won't find anywhere else.