Thursday, August 20, 2009

FLASH: President's Health Care Reform an Elaborate Sacrifice

I recall that bigfoot said it best when he stated, "A man who sacrifices so publicly is a jerkbag."  The rar amphibious beast which can only breathe underwater, known as Aquaticus, had merely replied with, "I WANT."  and thus began a decade's old feud between the two speculative creatures.  But this entry is not a history lesson, dear reader, but merely a reminder that most anything Bigfoot is cited for is pertinent.

The President's health care reform proposals are old news by now, but what is currently misunderstood is that he is well aware that the plan is doomed to failure.  The health care reform plan of the US is specifically designed to further disrupt the economy all so that the President can sacrifice the nation's stability to his lord the mighty Dagon.

Now if you're keeping score at home you are no doubt aware that a sacrifice to Dagon involves lots of water and not merely a death (especially for an unphysical concept like a nation's stability) so the President isn't even going about this the right way.

Remember to write your congressman to fight health care reform because it is an insufficient sacrifice to Dagon.

-- Sent from my Palm Pre